Jessica Biel has joined fellow whiny bishes Lindsay Lohan and Megan Fox in bagging on Scarlett Johansson for sucking up all the best roles in showbiz. Alternatively, she’s just too pretty to work in this town:Although Jessica Biel is probably most well known for her beautiful bod and being Justin Timberlake’s girlfriend, there is much more to the 27-year-old actress than meets the eye. That’s why Biel is so frustrated when she misses out on plum roles that go to Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman because directors find her look to be too modern.
“I just want an opportunity,” she states in Allure’s June issue. “If you don’t like the audition, then don’t hire me! But if you don’t want to even see me — that’s hurtful.” Find out what else Jessica has to say about her looks, marriage, and living life under a microscope.
Is being too good-looking really a problem for an actress?
“Yeah, it really is a problem. I have to be blunt.”
Oh, the humanity. Being beautiful is such a drawback in Hollywood.
Fact check: She is a working actress, which is more than you can say for most of the thousands of waitresses and personal trainers within a 2-mile radius of my house. She has starring roles in a boring but long-running WB show, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry under her belt.
So let us apply Occam’s Razor here: Maybe she’s just a bad actress, and that’s why she doesn’t get auditions.
Stuff Magazine has released their annual list of “100 Sexiest Women in the Whole Wide World and Beyond” (okay, maybe leave out half of that title), and the winner is … (drum roll, please) … Jessica Biel and her junk in the trunk! Biel, who probably didn’t cry over the recent cancellation of “Seventh Heaven”, topped the poll, as well as second place finisher Scarlett Johansson. The rest of the top 10 was composed of (in order of sexiest to least sexy) Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria, Katharine McPhee, Sienna Miller, Olivia Wilde, Angelina Jolie, Malin Akerman, and finally, Christina Aguilera.
We’re guessing this picture of Jessica Biel might have had something to do with her triumph