Sabtu, 04 Juni 2011

Top 16 Celebrity Nipple Slips

JERRY: I didn't even see the picture. How did it come out?
ELAINE: Well, you know. It's a picture?
JERRY: Oh yeah. Look at that. Looks good. Kramer did a good job.
ELAINE: Yeah, well. How hard is it to take a picture?
JERRY: ... um ...
ELAINE: What?
JERRY: Did you look at look at this picture carefully?
ELAINE: Carefully?
JERRY: Because I'm not sure and and and correct me if I'm wrong but I think I see ... a nipple.
ELAINE: What?
JERRY: Here. Take a look. What, what is that?
ELAINE: (gasps) Oh my God! That's my nipple.
JERRY: That's what I thought.
ELAINE: That's my nipple. My nipple's exposed. I sent this card to hundreds of people! My parents. My boss. Uh, Nana and Papa.
JERRY: DIDN'T YOU LOOK AT THE PICTURE?
ELAINE: Oh God I didn't notice. Oh, what am I going to do? You know your whole life you go through painstaking efforts to hide your nipple and then BOOM, suddenly hundreds of people get their own personal shot of it.


Nope, that's never happened to me before either.  But this phenomena of unexpected nipple baring has been sweeping the globe recently, so consider this a warning to all you ladies out there who have a tendency to be careless with their nipple coverage. It could strike you when you least expect it as well, especially if you happen to be a celebrity and there also happens to be paparazzo handy.





16. Beyoncé Knowles


That double sided tape is holding on for dear life. Love the dress.
15. Penelope Cruz
14. Naomi Campbell


I really don't think Naomi gives a toss though, do you?  
13. Britney Spears


The nip slip queen herself.
12. Cameron Diaz
11. Paris Hilton


Yeah, you knew she'd be on the list, didn't you?  
10. Courtney Cox-Arquette


Bloody kids!
9. Mischa Barton
8. Tara Reid


We couldn't have a nipple compilation without this classic, now could we?
7. Katie Holmes


Clearly taken prior to the brainwashing
6. Pamela Anderson


Another expected participant, although in an unexpected pose and with an unexpected nipple.  And is that Richard Branson?
5. Lindsay Lohan
4. Janet Jackson


Another classic.
3. Kate Moss
2. Kirsten Dunst


oops!
1. Jessica Simpson


And just incase you haven't seen enough, here is something special for you. Watch till the end....